I love talking about love and all that bullshit, and I’ve been used as a shoulder to cry on who knows how many times. I have a very comfortable shoulder. IRL people just seem to detect my willingness to listen and say things that may or may not help them feel better about their love lives or recent breakups.
So, yeah, fancy a chat, or any questions about romance and fucking, email email@example.com. I can also do basic tarot card readings if you’re into that kind of thing. No charge for services rendered. Um, if I don’t reply to your email for ages just comment here or under the About page saying “Oi! Check your emails”. I really should be more professional than that but I’d rather be free-of-charge and amateur.